If I let you in you'd just want out.

ilovewords:

[ i l o v e w o r d s ]

therapist: please tell me about your life
me: *clears throat* this is a story about a girl named lucky

ali-hayne:

“if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and I’d ask them what they smelled and they’d d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then I’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS”

sometimesbrilliant:

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

maddieburash:

Sup - Imgur

death-by-lulz:

tin-pan-ali:

Since Whose Line is coming back we might as well bring this picture back too.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

drunkenfist:

thanks glenn